Being a recounting of the sexy exploits of Count Dangerham, MSP, MSI, FRS, in a world of robots, alliteration, ninja death squads, typography opinions, and segmentation faults. (Actual exploits may vary.)
OK, I have fifty thoughts about this excellent essay by Rachel Held Evans. They are best expressed by yelling and throwing heavy things through windows, but we don't have the technology yet to do that over the Internet. So, here we go:
