Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Greatest Hits of my Previous Blog: Chronologue (12/31/2008)

The day before the day before yesterday Brendan came over. We took a walk and played a game.

The day before yesterday I walked past some cows.

Yesterday I walked over a mountaim toward a beach, and was present for the discovery of a Cthulhoid lemon.

Today I am celebrating the new year.

Tomorrow is unknown.

The day after tomorrow I will take a short flight and eat a fancy dinner with mostly children.

The day after the day after tomorrow I will fly toward home, and be picked up by a nun. The day after that is the day before my bullshit life resumes.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Greatest Hits of My Previous Blog: An Unlikely Scenario By Any Measure (1/8/2009)

[In lieu of writing actual new posts, which I've failed to do for a while, I've decided to occasionally repost old stuff from my previous blog that still kinda makes me laugh.  This series, such as it is, will be called Greatest Hits of My Previous Blog.  Hopefully this will actually be new to some of you.]